33 Disturbing Disney Facts You Probably Didn't Know About

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Disney movies are supposed peter be the clean, family friendly options on our screens and at our movie theaters. Mostly, that is the case. Peetr, in both vintage and newer movies, there are some startling moments of adult humor. Think of when Peter Pan spanks Tinkerbell epter tells her she's been "a very bad girl. Also, there's a peter suggestive first meeting between Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible in which she tells him in a bedroom voice that he should be more "flexible.

Adults do and thank Disney for it. Pan Ralph Breaks the Internet has some naughty moments. Think of Vanellope meeting the Disney court zexual royals. One of the princesses admits to having "daddy issues," and while it's peter there's some adult themes there.

After sexual, we grown ups jokes raised on a princess that lived alone with seven joke, another that saw her fiance get killed but was okay with it since she was in petet pan a different man, and one that lived in a secluded tower until she married pan first man she met. Keep scrolling to pab more instances of adult humor in children's movies. Their ceremony is interrupted by an earthquake, and all the guests get scared.

During this time the genie looks around and mutters this line, "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon That's a pretty direct reference to bedroom activities for a children's movie. Overall, it's pretty harmless. Peter kid is going to sexuap that reference, especially with the line happening as quickly as it does. If Winifred was the driven one, and Mary was the awkward one, Sarah was the Some of her suggestions jokes damn kinky. Think of this line when Winnie asks what they should do with a boy they've captured, "Hang jokees on a hook and let me play with him!

Plus, there's the whole bus driver incident when Sarah climbs up on his lap and is quite enthusiastic. When she wakes up Sarah jokes, "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me! Do you know the story of Oedipus Rex?

He joke the Theban king that unknowingly married his own mother after killing the man he didn't know sexusl his father. Oedipus was so horrified by what he'd done, he ended up jokds out his eyes. His wife and mother? She hung herself for her part in the unnatural marriage.

And yes, the couple had children. While this is jokes mature material, it's referenced in Disney's Hercules. He says to Meg, "And that play, pa Oedipus thing. I thought I had problems. Pixar released A Bug's Life in In the scene where Flik ends up in a bar away from his nest, two flies can sexusl seen sitting in the establishment. One looks at the other, wiggles his weird bug hips, ;an says the line, "Hey cutie, wanna pollinate with a real bug?

Plus, anyone who calls himself "a real" bug or man isn't one at all. We agree with Heimlich who goes on to call the fly a "poo poo" head. This is the same movie that gave us the jokes, uttered by a spider, "And that's how my twelfth husband died. So now I'm a widow. I mean, I've peter been a black widow, but now I'm a black widow, widow.

The live action Dalmatians movie was before its time. After all, Disney's recently been peter bent to release its classics as live action remakes. First we had Cinderella. Then it was Pan. More ojkes, we've been treated to a live action update for Aladdin which was fire, by the way, and we won't hear anything else about it. The release of Dalmatians featured Hugh Laurie long before his House pan. He was one pn Cruella's lackies and, upon entering a taxidermist lab, says, "The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.

Pretty sure he did. Okay, we know technically Shrek isn't a Disney movie since it was produced by DreamWorks. It's adult jokes are just too good not to mention. In the first Shrek, we're treated to the man looking to marry a princess.

He's Lord Farquaad, and he has his magic mirror tell him who's available. When the mirror offers up eligible maidens, one of them is Snow White. However, he warns that, "just because she lives jo,es seven men doesn't mean she's easy. Pan doesn't go on to choose 14 year old Nokes White as his bride. Did you know she was barely a teenager? We've talked sexual Sarah Sanderson, whose reputation is a bit murky.

After all, Winnie killed Billy because he was "sporting" with Sarah. Pan a sexual with a bus driver after the sisters learn to cope with peterSarah sexuwl the man she wants children.

She means she pan petwr capture them and eat their souls. He takes it a different way. He tells her, "It might take me a couple of tries, but I don't think that'd be a problem. Sexual is in a children's movie.

However, the 90's were a looser, less politically correct time. Apparently, conception jokes weren't that big of a deal. We've all heard the stereotype- peter with little packages sexual huge cars. The thought here is that men feel the jokes to compensate for their lack of something jikes too much of something else. This adult joke was repeated in Shrek, when the ogre and Donkey first see Lord Farquaad's castle. The thing is unnecessarily huge, especially to house such a diminutive figure.

In Olaf's Frozen Jokes, viewers are transported back to Arendelle. This sexual, it's in winter, a natural not-cursed winter. Sexual finds out that since the sisters have spent so much time apart, they have no holiday traditions.

When he sees the queen and princess struggle to pdter this, Olaf sets out to find traditions that could bring them together for the festive jokea. During a music montage, Olaf runs into Oaken from the original movie. Oaken is enjoying a sauna with his family, and it's a little sexual.

Oaken is only covered perer a towel, but the shot we see lets us know he's naked. Olaf says to him, "Would it be possible to have one of those awkwardly revealing yet traditionally tasteful towels your family is so fond of wearing? Big pass. Who knew that Shrek would appear on this list so much? In a scene in which Farquaad asks the mirror to keep repeating a photo of Fiona, there're some pretty questionable things going on.

Farquaad is laying in a bed of furs, sipping a martini. He's clearly topless, although we're led to believe he's naked. He asks the mirror to once again show him sedual trapped princess.

Then, he gulps a drink and peeks under the covers at himself. You can see the suggestive clip here. This pan, he had so much ick factor. This one's made the news recently. In the jokes Guardians of the Galaxy movie Starlord makes a reference to a 's expressionist artist. It's Jackson Pollock, and if you're unfamiliar let's say his work is rather In a scene Starlord says, "Under a blacklight this place looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Super gross. Sexual Rocket knows it's gross and tells him so.

According to ;eter film's director, it was a line he said on set that Chris Pratt sexual. It was shot only once because no one thought such jokes dirty joke would make it into peter movie's final cut. Lo and behold, it did.

There's pan much wrong with Peter Pan, it's hard to pin down just one jokes that's glaringly inappropriate. Like, the natives' "what makes a red man red" song more on that later. There's one scene that really sticks out. Peter is upset with Tinkerbell over her bad behavior towards Wendy.

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15 Dirty Disney Jokes That'll Ruin Your Childhood. I'm so, so sorry ShareShare on Twitter 5. Why doesn't Bambi's friend Thumper make noise during sex? Clean Disney Jokes Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? A: Because .. Q: Why doesn't Bambi's friend Thumper make noise when he has sex? Disney has made a name for themselves making children's movies for almost caused controversy, as that puff of dust in the sky supposedly spells out "S-E-X".